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    February 09

    大掃除，亂慌慌？！

    又到了該大掃除的年節啦~
    某諾家門口邊有個瀕臨解體的舊鞋櫃，因為設計size不合加上受過好幾次潮，已經好幾年沒動過了
    這天老爸終於注意到這異常腐朽的玩意，決定要某諾把它劈了挪出空間來
     
    但是在舊鞋櫃底下等著某諾的是.............上千隻的白蟻啊啊啊!!!
     
     
    這好像是某諾第一次看到白蟻長啥樣子，看這規模似乎是個完整的白蟻生態系了?
    身材和體色簡直就跟蛆沒兩樣，唯一的差別就只有多六隻腳慢慢爬而已
    文字敘述起來就已經夠噁心了，某諾當然不會還特地附上照片的啦~ 畢竟某諾的記憶體不走驚悚路線的
     
    不對！現在才不是把好奇心擺在牠們身上的時候！
    再拖下去不曉得會有幾隻白蟻爬進屋裡，老爸當機立斷地隨即就在家門口放火把鞋櫃燒了
    (烤肉用的瓦斯槍拿來點火還挺安全的嘛電燈泡)
    只是對鄰居們真的很不好意思就是了，更何況斜對面的今天正好有居家婚禮啊OTL
    至於後面街區某綠黨彰化縣競選總部的賀造勢活動？他們自己都在放鞭炮了，交警們除非正好
    經過這邊或是聞得出白蟻烤起來煙味如何，否則不太容易發現吧
    喔？那隻比較大尾又還沒被掃進火堆的想必就是蟻后了。讓某諾來賞妳(?)個痛快吧
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    聽說過年大掃除這個習俗是起源於日本仔們在日據時代的強制規範，即使處理態度上還是有日式強硬到(啥)
    不可否認地最後還是讓台灣人養成了最起碼的公德心，或許這點反而要感謝他們的鞭策哩咖啡杯
     
    慢著，所以跟這些老祖宗一比，某諾家清出來的這些玩意看在他們眼裡其實是見怪不怪？
    3:50 PM | Blog it

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    Picture of Anonymous
    大哥 wrote:
    以前在台灣颱風天來前的白蟻們是大哥的免費實驗品++D
    話說從上個月開始死在大哥家地下通風空間(crawl space，高不到80cm）的老鼠的屍臭味到現在還陰魂不散▼▼+
    Feb. 9
    Picture of Anonymous
    ジュテーム wrote:
    呃啊啊啊啊!!!一群白蟻啊囧...
    其實...我很想看=/////0///////=
    還有被火燒的畫面((歐飛
    還有白蟻女王XD~~!
    真是有事的大掃除啊~不像我家都沒有這種奇特的景觀XD
    Feb. 9

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